Want to insult sarcastically yet want it to sound classy, elite, royal and polite? LOL! No. We aren’t joking! It’s possible to insult in a way that the insultee will be confused whether he was insulted or was just being scolded- politely! 😉
1. Talk Nicely or be crowned by my shoes
2. Child of a Lazy person
3. Literal Translation: You are about to be kicked on you’re a**
4. You are finished
5. Is this road your fathers’?
6. You are a the watery blisters on a skin disease
7. Imagine saying “I wish dogs pee on your door everyday” in Urdu- The insultee will be hell confused if he doesn’t understand these words
8. In first instance- this would sound least romantic- LOL which is if you don’t know the meanings of these heavy words!
9. You are Piles . .
10. You are Tumour in the world
Want to insult someone yet have fun? Try these insults and get a kick seeing the look at the annoyer’s face!
By: Archa Dave